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All Caps Bernie Defense of an All Caps Hillary Offense!

A couple of days ago, I became aware of a very opinionated blog post by a hearty Clinton supporter, one Courtney Enlow, whom I had never heard of before. Although we disagree regarding just about...

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A Novel Idea

Hi all,Much congratulations go out to Hillary Clinton for her decisive victory over Bernie Sanders in Nevada. The Clinton Camp should be proud of their state operation and how effective it was at...

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Bernie OT: I'm completely bummed out.

Hello all,Well, I am bummed right the fuck out. Senator Bernie Sanders is going to lose in South Carolina today, probably by a lot. Please use this as an open thread to vent frustrations, share good...

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Dear God, I Need Some Tunes! (Video Heavy)

Hello to all!I can’t sleep.Plus also, as most of you know, it has been a mega-stressful week all around, but especially for Senator Sanders supporters. I am having a hard time keeping it together and,...

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Community Fundraiser for smiley7!

Hey all,Yesterday, JekyllnHyde wrote a community fundraiser diary for smiley7 and we’re going to continue that today, to try to get mr. smiley to his goal of $7000.00!In the past 24 hours, this...

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Give me a f*cking break!

/grabs very large soapbox from closet. Dusts off./steps up on soapbox, grabs megaphone.What the FUCK does March 15, 2016 have to do with the price of eggs?! Why is that date such a solid goddamned...

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An Open Letter To The World

Dear World:Oh, man, I’m sorry. I’m so, so, so very, very, very, very, very sorry. Not all Americans are assholes, but we have a significant amount of our population that are. Normally, we try to...

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A Darkness Has Settled Onto My Soul, But I Will Not Let It Win! FIGHT!

A week ago tonight, at this very hour, we were all starting to watch the 2016 General Election returns. We were mostly confident that Hillary Rodham Clinton would be our new POTUS, and we set up little...

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I stand with you.

Yo, hello!So.Do you know how many Kossacks hate my fuckin’ guts? A lot. A lot a lot. A lot a lot a lot. In fact, somebody just got HRed into oblivion the other day for saying how much he/she hates my...

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Get over it.

Some of you are not going to like this at all, but I don’t really give a fuck. So:Yes, I was pissed at kos’ Ides of March decision. Yes, I left Daily Kos for about eight months. And, oh fucking yes!,...

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All of Us Special Snowflakes Feel So Special!

Oh, joy, there is yet another diary that enlists hippy punching as its main point! Fun stuff, that!Except it’s not.It’s common and stupid and dishonest. The leftish base of the Democratic Party has...

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Need a good laugh? Flo & Joan to the rescue!

Yo, hello!So there are these two cool chicks in Britain named Flo and Joan. They have written an extremely humourous song about 2016 that made me laugh for two days straight.WARNING!:This video is...

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OMFG WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?

Let me just breathe here for a minute. Or two. Or twenty./breathes. Breathe with me, won’t you?Go to your Happy Place!It is Tuesday, January 3, 2017. Reading the current political news makes me want to...

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$27! Bernie Sanders Supporters OT 1.4.17

Yo, hello! Welcome to $27, the Bernie Sanders appreciation community. Yes, this is A Real Thing. No, I don’t care if you still want to fight the pie wars:  we are not interested and that’s not what...

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$27! Bernie Sanders Supporters OT 1.5.17

Welcome to $27! :P It’s nice to see y’all again, you awful PUNKS! You were all so MEAN TO ME IN THE COMMENTS SECTION LAST NIGHT!;)(For once, that didn’t happen, if you can believe it! The comments...

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$27! Bernie Sanders Supporters OT 1.6.17

Hee hee hee! Tell me this wasn’t fucking adorable, because it was! IT WAS! :) Frankly, I think it was a sign from God that we failed to heed. xYouTube Video-----From the most excellent Roger Fox, from...

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$27! Bernie Supporters Movie Mondays! 1.9.17

Note: We are not doing any Bernie news tonight because of all the bullshit meta that took place this weekend. Also too, Bernie has a CNN Town Hall at 9 pm EST tonight! Please watch!-----Yo, hello! I...

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On the glaring entitlement of certain men.

Ever since Mango Mussolini’s “grab her by the pussy” moment, I have been reading quite a bit of disturbing news regarding how some men apparently think they have the right to women’s bodies. Nevermind...

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The Fight Begins Today!

Let me tell you something that will be surprising to exactly no one:I’m not really shy, quiet, or retiring. I hate being told what to do, and I often won’t do it without quarrel. I’m not good at...

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I LITERALLY CANNOT TAKE ANYMORE BAD NEWS!

So it’s my birthday today, for another hour and change. Yes yes, thank you, but I’m old now and I don’t really care. But everybody makes a big deal, and that’s kinda nice. :) It’s all about me today,...

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Friday Funtimes!

Yo, hello! Welcome to Friday Funtimes!, where politics is not allowed and we can get drunk, high, merry, and/or forgetful. Only good news and upbeat videos are allowed!Let’s start this motherfucker off...

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Saturday Songs! Modern Rock Edition

Yo, hello! Welcome to your daily dose of Shiz Cannot Handle Life So You Get To Hear Cool Music, Volume 3! :P Politics are not welcome in these things, and you are just gonna hafta make due. I am on a...

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I Am Very Happy To Report that Voldemort Hates His Job! :)

Oh! Oh! OH! HA HA HA HA HA!:PAfter just three weeks on the job, President Voldemort is reportedly frustrated with the realities of trying to run the U.S. government the way he manages his family-owned...

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91 Hours of The Anti-Voldemort!

Dude.So there’s, like, this guy named Brennan McDowell. (I think he lives in Ireland, but I can’t prove it.) Mr. McDowell is a serious lover of music, and because of cool technology applications like...

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Gimme some sugar!

Jesus H. Christ eating finger sandwiches at Melania Voldemort’s International Women’s Day luncheon, can SOMEONE please tell Herr Orange to stop fucking shit up for us everyday joes and josephines?...

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Let's Talk About Melania Trump and Sexism.

Imagine that you’re a woman and you live in a sexist society. Oh, wait, you don’t have to imagine because you already do.Right.Imagine that you’re a woman and you live in biblical times. You know, back...

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It's Not a Smoking Gun, But It's Close!

I guess saying something like HOLY FUCKING SHIT! is in order here:The German bank that loaned $300m (£260m) to Voldemort played a prominent role in a money laundering scandal run by Russian criminals...

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Legit, This Should Scare The Bejesus Out Of You.

If you want a funny or original Shiz diary that just slacks off and asks people to post songs and videos, so’s we can take our collective minds off The Orange Menace currently residing in the White...

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Update: Good! Rudy Bad. Rudy Bigly Bad.

I’m … I’m … I’m …I can’t … I can’t … Me no talk good. Cut/paste:Reza Zarrab, a prominent Turkish gold trader who has been jailed in New York on charges of violating the United States sanctions on Iran,...

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So This Is A New Kind Of Awful.

I don’t really even know why I bother reading the news anymore. None of it’s good and, if it’s anything like this, it makes me want to punch a hole in the wall:An anti-abortion bill being offered by...

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Bernie And Those Russian Bots And The Problems Therein.

So, OK. So.I understand it came out in that Senate Intelligence Committee hearing yesterday that the Russians employed thousands of bots to influence the 2016 American general election in favor of...

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A Modest Meta Proposal

Hey,So we have a pie fight problem on Daily Kos. We have always had a pie fight problem on Daily Kos, that is nothing new, but we’re kind of at Critical Mass here and it needs to stop. Pronto. I mean,...

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SpecialKinFlag Has Passed

Man. It’s amazing how you get to know someone so well on the intertoobz and you don’t even have to meet them to love them.Kip Kelly, otherwise known as “SpecialKinFlag” here on Daily Kos, was just such...

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Breaking: Voldemort Just Attacked Syria (Constantly Updating - Please Refresh...

No, I am not kidding.I’m watching MSNBC right now. Rachel Maddow was interrupted by Brian Williams about five minutes ago, saying Voldemort has launched 50 Tomahawk missiles towards Syria.Jesus Fucking...

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We Need Some Goshdarn Fun Around Here!

Yo all!I am really having the blues lately (have you seen the news? of course you have), so I wanted to write a diary with positive and cute songs and videos that make people happy and make them laugh....

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We Need Some Goshdarn Fun! - Monday Edition

Hey yo!I decided yesterday that I wanted to start a running series filled with funny and sweet and awesome shit because the world is too fucked up for words these days. I am having trouble dealing, and...

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We Need Some Goshdarn Fun! - Tuesday, 4.11.17 Edition

Hey yo!Welcome to my new daily series because life is rough and we need good times and fun things. Life isn’t worth living if we don’t appreciate the awesome shit about this world, now is it?First up...

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We Need Some Goshdarn Fun! - Wednesday, 4.12.17 Edition

Yo hello!Real life sucks right now and this is my new daily diary series, so’s we can have fun for a fucking minute and a half. I welcome my hilarious overlords!Wild Belle is a group I discovered last...

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We Need Some Goshdarn Fun! Saturday, 4.15.17 Edition

Yo, hello!I’m sorry I haven’t been around for a few days. I was legit freaking the fuck out over potential nuclear war with North Korea, so I was sorta emotionally unavailable.(Heh. Understatement of...

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We Need Some Goshdarn Fun! Monday, 4.17.17 Edition

Yo hello!I hope you had a swell day. I am still sick, and thus spent most of yesterday and today sleeping. My cough appears to be going away ever-so-slowly though, so that’s good — it still sounds like...

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We Need Some Goshdarn Fun! Tuesday, 4.18.17 Edition

Yo hello!Welcome to my feel-good daily series of YouTube videos that will (hopefully) leave you laughing and smiling. :) That’s the goal, anyway.My sickness is going away, but it’s taking forever to do...

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We Need Some Goshdarn Fun! Tuesday, 4.25.17 Edition

Yo hello!It is presently 1:11 am Monday night/Tuesday morning, and I haven’t been to bed yet. I am really tired, but I think Voldemort is going to attack North Korea in about 36 hours so, ya know,...

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We Need Some Goshdarn Fun! Wednesday, 4.26.17 Edition

Yo, hello! Welcome to my daily diary series, wherein I take a whole bunch of my personal angst and channel it into meaningless drivel that makes me laugh or smile. It helps me cope and stuff.Let’s...

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I'm Like a Kid in a Candy Store!

Yo, hello!This place is driving me nucking futs, but I am ignoring that today. Voldemort and his Cabinet are doing a bunch of awful shit, and I hate it, and I want it to stop. This is some seriously...

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Voldemort Has Been Talking Again - New TIME Interview

Dear God, save us.Voldemort has a new interview with Time that was just published. It is scary because he opens his small, butthole mouth and he says things. Things that don’t make sense.I’m sure...

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NC Girl With 4.4 GPA Suspended, Threatened With Expulsion -- Over A Shirt

While Ivanka Trump was totes cool with praising Saudi Arabia for their “encouraging” faux progress on women’s rights, in a country where women still are not allowed to drive a car or go out in public...

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A Sexism Rant That Disagrees With The Others

Yo, hello. I am not happy with these diaries about sexism and Hillary Clinton that have been floating around on the rec list for several days now. I have read them, but have not commented, and that was...

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So, I guess lookism is A Thing on the left now. When did that start?!

Yeah. So we’re gonna have words here, and I am going to be angry and pissed. Good times.About 10 minutes ago, I unfriended a long-time Kossack buddy on Facebook. Because I implored my honest-to-Buddha...

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The Caitlin Johnstone Ripple Effect

Yo, hello! I’m sorry I haven’t been hanging out here recently, but I’ve been doing Stuff and Things. Yes, yes, it’s all very important, I am a very big man woman. I joined Twitter a little over a week...

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Why The Hell Are Democrats Fundraising For Republicans in Florida?

This is why we can’t have nice things:A group of well-known local Democrats will collect campaign cash later this month -- for a Republican.Miami Rep. Carlos Curbelo will attend an Aug. 23 fundraising...

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